"I don’t like him. In theory, however, if I do like him (which I don’t), how can a girl like me fall for someone like him—a man so mysterious and brooding that the Bermuda Triangle has nothing on him. Really. But what’s a girl gonna do when she’s hooked the moment he said ‘hello.’ Never mind the age gap. Never mind the baggage. What do when, theoretically speaking, I fall before I had the chance to run?"